WHAT ARE THE THREE main symptoms of corona virus?
Answer: Sore throat, fever and an irrational urge to buy toilet paper.
Why should we stay away from Kelowna?
Answer: Kelowna virus.
Well, to answer a question with a question, how do we know it’s not already here? The little so-and-so could already be circulating, and we just don’t know it yet because it hasn’t broken out into symptoms.
And when it does, there’s no guarantee the Interior Health Authority will tell us. But the mayor tells us Kamloops will likely see COVID-19 fatalities, and he’s probably right.
Mel Rothenburger is a former mayor of Kamloops and newspaper editor. He writes five commentaries a week for CFJC Today, publishes the ArmchairMayor.ca opinion website, and is a director on the Thompson-Nicola Regional District board. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.