PETERS – One day, we shall defeat the man cold
I HAVE A COLD, and because I’m a man, it’s a man cold, and because it’s a man cold, it’s one-thousand times worse than any illness ever contracted in history.
The aches and pains are more acute, the malaise more oppressive.
If that exhaled breath is not replaced in my lungs by pure, unfiltered sympathy, I will begin coughing uncontrollably.
I have a priest on standby at all times.
James Peters is the radio anchor at CFJC, coming to Kamloops in 2006. He anchors the afternoon news on B-100 and 98.3 CIFM, and contributes weekly editorials to the CFJC Evening News. He tweets regularly @Jamloops.
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