PETERS – One day, we shall defeat the man cold

I HAVE A COLD, and because I’m a man, it’s a man cold, and because it’s a man cold, it’s one-thousand times worse than any illness ever contracted in history.

The aches and pains are more acute, the malaise more oppressive.

If that exhaled breath is not replaced in my lungs by pure, unfiltered sympathy, I will begin coughing uncontrollably.