Frootloops

ROTHENBURGER – Frootloops councillors stand united at special meeting

June 3, 2023 // 2 Comments

A SPECIAL MEETING of the Frootloops town council has been called to discuss councillors’ concerns about the leadership style of Mayor Jackhammer. They sit at the horseshoe [Continue]

ROTHENBURGER – Frootloops council stars in its own sappy Christmas movie

December 24, 2022 // 3 Comments

FROOTLOOPS COUNCIL gathers around the horseshoe for a secret meeting on Christmas Eve to discuss matters of importance. Mayor Jackhammer is in the chair. MAYOR JACKHAMMER: [Continue]

ROTHENBURGER: Dr. Holly Jolly throws a wrench in Frootloops party plans

December 24, 2021 // 3 Comments

FROOTLOOPS COUNCIL is gathering online to discuss their annual Christmas Day party. Mayor Ken Kringle calls the meeting to order. KRINGLE: I call the meeting to order on this [Continue]

ROTHENBURGER – Frootloops council meets to slash budget before Christmas

December 19, 2020 // 0 Comments

Frootloops council elves settle in for their last meeting before Christmas, oops Holiday Season, fiddling with their Zoom audios and visuals as His Wordship Ken [Continue]

ROTHENBURGER – Frootloops council looks ahead to a brand new decade

December 21, 2019 // 2 Comments

FROOTLOOPS COUNCIL gathers for its last meeting of the decade. His Wordship Mayor Ken Kringle bangs his gavel. MAYOR KRINGLE: I call the meeting to order. May I first [Continue]

ROTHENBURGER – Frootloops council tackles crisis of snowless Christmas

December 22, 2018 // 4 Comments

THERE IS NO JOY in Frootloops. With only a few days to go before Christmas, the council gathers to deal with a crisis — no snow. As the newbies mill around trying to find [Continue]

ROTHENBURGER – Frootloops council finds solution to costs of Christmas skit

December 23, 2017 // 0 Comments

The Big Day is almost upon the sleepy village of Frootloops, and the council has come together to plan the annual Christmas concert, featuring a skit by its members. Mayor [Continue]

Rothenburger — Frootloops council adjourns for Christmas

December 24, 2014 // 6 Comments

COLUMN — It’s Christmas eve and, right on cue, a gentle snowfall covers Frootloops in a blanket of white. Frootloops councillors are anxious to get home to await the [Continue]