I WAS ABOARD a ferry the other day, sailing back to civilization from Toronto-By-The-Fraser, when I overheard a fellow passenger discussing the “great sex” she planned [Continue]
POLICE STILL DON’T KNOW who torched Father Yuriy Vyshnevskyy’s home while the family was inside. It has been six months since Vyshnevskyy and his family escaped an [Continue]
MY FELLOW CITIZENS of Dysfunction-By-The-Sea, there is good news: I have decided to come to your rescue. How? By elbowing onto your ballot as a last-minute candidate in the [Continue]
Here’s a shot! Henderson made a wild stab for it and fell. Here’s another shot. Right in front. They score! Henderson has scored for Canada! — Foster Hewitt, Moscow, [Continue]
FOR THOSE who need to ask: a combo burger is just like any other burger, but with the addition of a hot dog wiener, sliced lengthwise and grilled. Except it isn’t just any [Continue]
PERHAPS YOU HAVE READ this story before. If so, please excuse both the repetition and the slight sentimentality of the tale. It’s just that having lost Queen Elizabeth [Continue]