LETTER – The Kamloops City councillors’ eight days of Christmas
(Image: Mel Rothenburger file photo)
The Councillors’ 8 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
And shamed him the best that we could.
On the second day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
Two secret leaks and shamed him the best that we could.
On the third day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
Three fart jokes, two secret leaks and shamed him the best that we could.
On the fourth day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
Four sneers aloud, three fart jokes, two secret leaks and shamed him the best that we could.
On the fifth day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
Five shaking heads; four sneers aloud, three fart jokes, two secret leaks and shamed him the best that we could.
On the sixth day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
Six clowns a-boasting, five shaking heads; four sneers aloud, three fart jokes, two secret leaks and shamed him the best that we could.
On the seventh day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
Seven souls a-laughing, six clowns a-boasting, five shaking heads; four sneers aloud, three fart jokes, two secret leaks and shamed him the best that we could.
On the eighth day of Christmas we ganged up on the Mayor:
Eight folks a-shaming, seven souls a-laughing, six clowns a-boasting, five shaking heads; four sneers aloud, three fart jokes, two secret leaks and shamed him the best that we could.
Merrily yours,
JOHN NOAKES
ArmchairMayor.ca 
I give it an A+
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What a nice Christmas poem, how about some peace on earth.
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Good effort John! Merry Christmas!
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